Kendragon Chronicles World Update - Bringing the world of delightfully neurotic creatures to your door.
Dateline: Cleveland, OH.
Kendragon is still incredibly busy all the time but is happy with her current state of affairs.
Flash!
Cellular devices have recently stopped working all together! Rest assured, though, new hardware has been obtained to ensure phone usage for another day. Panic and looting was avoided.
In news of recent deaths, while on a road trip the Kendragon mobile ran through an entire community of insects. The souls of a thousand insects now rest on the windshield and hood. Their spirits seem to enjoy their resting place, though, as they are reluctant to leave the area. Exorcism by water is planned for later today.
Employment rates have remained steady. The job market remains unpleasant and unable to hire new talent, yet with the unemployment rates as low as they are Kendragons are able to sustain their current lifestyle with little trouble. In related news, workplace happiness among Kendragons has decreased recently.
Now to our on site reporter Chance McMurphy. Chance!
McMurphy here at the gym. Recent activity here shows that Kendragons are returning to their old patterns of exercise and fitness. Reports indicate that the previous level of activity, while effective at maintaining weight, had been insufficient to reduce girth further. This renaissance of swimming and increased cardio activity is expected to positively impact the physical appearance of these joyous creatures. Back to you at the studios.
In celebrity news, Kendragon has further enjoyed the company of new beau Roth recently. This fun loving couple has been spotted painting the town red at dance halls and speak easies across the region. Kendragon's gams have been put to work on the dance floors with Roth several times over recent weeks, surely impressing the attractive young gentleman. Are signs of interest becoming sparks of romance? Only time will tell. But at this rate this dynamic new pair will take the city by storm while we wait for an answer!
That's all for the Kendragon Chronicles World Update. Be sure to take care of yourselves in this crazy, cockamamie world of ours.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
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